Eoin Colfer

Nine-year-old Will is no stranger to his older brother Marty's endless pranks. But when Marty tells him the terrifying legend of Captain Crow, things suddenly feel a lot less funny. The story goes that the ghost of the bloodthirsty pirate is still roaming around, searching for a new victim. Now Will is convinced that the pirate's phantom is coming for him next. As the shadows grow longer, Will has to figure out how to outsmart both his mischievous brother and a legendary ghost. This spooky and hilarious adventure is packed with brotherly battles, seaside frights, and plenty of laughs.

Nine-year-old Will lives in a completely chaotic house with four brothers. Just when he thinks his summer vacation cannot get any worse, his mother comes up with a terrible plan. She forces Will and his older brother Marty to spend their afternoons at the local library. The library is not just boring; it is guarded by the terrifying Mrs. Murphy, famously known as Spud Murphy. Rumor has it she uses a secret gas-powered spud gun on kids who make too much noise. Will and Marty are determined to survive the summer without getting blasted. But to their surprise, they might just accidentally discover that reading is actually fun.

Nine-year-old Will has one ultimate goal: to be crowned the best boy in the world and win the legendary Giant Jelly Baby competition. There is just one massive, highly annoying obstacle standing in his way, and that is his older brother, Marty. No matter how hard Will tries, Marty always manages to swoop in and steal the spotlight. But when Will finally achieves his dream and claims the title, the victory might not be exactly what he imagined. Marty is completely furious, and he is not about to let his little brother enjoy his newfound glory in peace. To make matters even more complicated, Will spends every Saturday helping his grandfather polish the lighthouse lens, trying to spin a story wild enough to top Grandad's tall tales. When Dad reminds Will of a long-forgotten, crazy adventure involving him and Marty, Will realizes he might just have the greatest story of all. Get ready for a hilarious, quirky adventure packed with intense sibling rivalry and massive laughs!

Get ready to laugh until your sides ache! Funny Business brings together an all-star lineup of your favorite authors for a collection of stories guaranteed to crack you up. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hang out with a teenage mummy? Or how to survive a turkey with a ridiculous master plan? What about swimming in the world's largest pool of chocolate milk? From wild playground schemes to unbelievable supernatural mix-ups, these ten hilarious tales are packed with mischief, mayhem, and unforgettable characters. Whether you are looking for a quick chuckle or a story to share with your friends, this brilliant anthology delivers non-stop comedy. Dive into a book where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and be prepared to laugh out loud at every turn!